संता बंता ( santa banta ) चुटकुले - हिन्दी जोक्स ( Hindi Jokes)
Before & After Marriege:
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you? After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don?t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Sardar to his Wife:
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Sardar to Wife:
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Whats a grownUp joke?
A sardarji?s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
2 men went to a Callgirl:
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
?Na my wife is better.?
2nd went in and came out n said
?U R right ur wife is much better.?
If Dentist start making movies:
If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!
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